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So I went out to the beach alone with some iced coffee and just relaxed. I was kind of half asleep and there was no one else out there. Then I ran into the ocean to clean up. I think everyone thought I was pooping. But I was honestly just too horny to function and it seemed like a great idea at the time. In sober hindsight, it makes me dry-heave.


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Guys Talk About How They Masturbate
These days, guys are generally open about the fact they masturbate. I mean, you might as well be, given that everyone already definitely knows you're at it as soon as the thought, What should I do to kill the next five minutes? But even if everyone is well aware that most men— 94 percent , according to one survey—like to regularly rub one out, very few of these onanists disclose exactly how they go about it. Post-puberty, masturbation suddenly becomes a very private activity, where precise details and tactics are rarely discussed So, in the spirit of transparency, we asked some of the guys in the office as well as some of our friends to shed a bit of light on the ins and outs of getting to know oneself. My wanking story begins at a very early age. So early that pubic hair was still years away, at a stage in my life where my penis looked more like an earthworm than a body part. Luckily for you, this story is about technique, so I'll spare you any more descriptions of my junk.



Read these masturbation horror stories at your own risk
Good, so we can talk about our f irst times masturbating with fondness, and not say ewwy or get hella awkward. Masturbation is such a wonderful thing. No one knows your body like you do.





This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. Look, we've all been there.

«slow the hell down dude, appreciate her wetness and softness and warmness.»